Knittin' Crap: To Boldly Go Where I Probably Shouldn't

I just signed up for enlisted in the Starfleet Fiber Arts Corp on Ravelry. I'm probably opening myself up for a world of hurt, but at least I picked the gold uniform!

What is this madness, you say? I'm not sure, either. But according to the group page:

Welcome to the 24th century! As members of Starfleet, all players will begin the game as ensigns and be assigned to a starship. Complete monthly missions, advance in rank, earn medals and commendations and more!

Where, of course, missions involve making yarny stuff.

If you don't hear from me, you may need to check the casualty rosters for my name.